A Letter of Resignation

Bub has worked as a page at our local library for almost his entire high school career. Since he is working at the pool again this summer as well as for a nearby farmer, he felt it was time to hand in his resignation at the library at the end of the school year. I thought it would be fun to post his letter since it really isn't your typical letter of resignation.

To whom it may concern,

I ________ _________, will be officially resigning from my post as Student Page of __________ library as of June 27th, 2014. Alas, the days of shelving endless numbers of novels are Gone with the Wind. Those stacks have dwindled, And Then There Were None. I will no longer be spending the Twilight hours amongst the familiar shelves, wondering why for the Twelfth Night in a row we only have five patrons. The library is for everyone, Rich Man, Poor Man, anyone with Sense and Sensibility can see that. But I am making Much Ado About Nothing, and simply say that I have enjoyed my time working here at the library, and I appreciate my senior staff members for always giving me The Help that I've needed. I have heard it said that All's Well That Ends Well, and I do believe my here has ended well. 

Regards,
________ ________

He had fun writing it, and his senior staff members quite enjoyed it also. They gave him a little going away party. Cupcakes, a gift card for music, and a really fun card that one of the super talented senior staff members made.

Now if only Peach could get a job there!